A Bag of Holding Full of Dungeons & Dragons Memes for Dice-Rolling Adventurers

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    imgflip.com Playing D&D Reading D&D memes
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    Never. Split. The. Party.
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    HEY KID... YOU WANNA PLAY SOME OND mai
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    imgflip.com When the bard takes heavy armor proficiency
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    the entire monster manual the bard the rest of the party
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    "LOOK AT THAT GUY IN THE SUIT," THEY'LL SAY "I BET HE'S ALL ABOUT QUARTERLY BUDGETS AND TAX RETURNS." "I BET HE'S NOT THINKING ABOUT DRAGONS" OWLTURD.COM
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    Rogues and Paladins are natural enemies Like Rogues and clerics Or Rogues and Fighters Or Rogues and rich NPCs Or Rogues and other Rogues Damn Rogues They ruined the game
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    WHEN THE PARTY ENCOUNTERS A NEW NPC AND REALIZES AFTER 15 MINUTES OF CONVERSATION THAT NO ONE EVER ASKED THEIR NAME Wait a minute! Who are you? imgflip.com
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    Wizard Sorcerer Warlock Bard SHENANIGANZ
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    BARD Emotional Touching BARBARIAN Can Tavern Work Trouble Nude Touches Completely Likely Other Ruins to People's DM's Punch Private Things Encounters High Someone Special Velocity Hands Spurts Traumatized Orphan ROGUE MONK @rustystyrofoam
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    The Barbarian after tanking the adult dragon's attacks the entire encounter and landing the killing blow. I NEVER FELT MORE ALIVE.
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    Player who failed 2 death saving throws Me thinking I might have made this encounter too difficult
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    cat @starscryy when your character has 19 intelligence but you, the player, dont so you have to fumble your way through pretending to sound smart
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    When you are pumped up for the weekend's game but all your characters are sad boi suffer puppets See you in three minutes little dark cloud of sadness
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    Alex LoCurto @LocurtoAlex Dungeon Master Culture™ is pretending to be a sick bastard who eats player characters for breakfast while actually creating Pinterest boards and Spotify playlists for them while thinking about all the happily-ever-afters you can't wait to give them. Or is that just me? 5/19/18, 8:31 PM
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    New party taking a long rest INSIDE the dungeon Learning actions have consequences...
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    Bitchy and Defiant to the Bitter End @billy_bones Your First PC: Hi I'm a Human Fighter avenging the death of my father Your Fourth PC: I'm a mountain biking vampire witch from the future GIF
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    My Players, after seeing the Monster I don't fear you. Me, after reading the stat blcok Then you will die braver than most.
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    -SHAKE- -SHAKE- DND the wall i built to isolate myself me My Friends
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    Barbarian: Makes attack rolls nat 20 DM: It has no effect Barbarian: (confused unga bunga)
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    game guide: we don't recommend playing as a mage on your first playthrough- me, running from enemies, with two hp to my name: f wizard you i'm a
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    ThatBoomerKid @boomer_kid Arrow: (thunks into rogue) Barbarian: "Look, a note! (reading) It says 'I, a ranger, have joined your party.' YAY!" Rogue: "NO." Arrow: (thunks into rogue) Barbarian: "THIS note says 'BTW, if I wanted the rogue dead, the rogue would be dead."" Paladin: "I like the ranger."
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    When you show you character to the DM and he says that he won't fit in his world Is this one better, DM? I made him with my tears
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    o Cleo оа Me DO YOU THINK A DEPRESSED PERSON COULD MAKE THIS? Me NO. My campaign My campaign
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    p.com BEING A DM So... you're gonna suffer, but you're gonna be happy about it.
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    DM: Ouch that Nat one must hurt. Halfling: Well yes, but actually no
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    breakyourheroes @breakyourheroes DM: Okay guys, you're in town, what do you want to do first? Barbarian: MURDER
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    Our DM trying to explain why all the NPCs hate our party imgflip.com itian Eyewear You've never done any good for anybody ever!
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    Zac Speaks Giant @zacnaoum Checklist before DMing: - Panic - Check notes (notes just say: "maybe fight a cool monster???") - Panic - Practice a silly voice - Forget the entire plot up until this session - Start
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    Helpful old NPC BBEG
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    Listening to the PCs horrific plan and not wanting to be a railroad DM
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    When you don't pay attention to the DM Right. Where are we going?
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    My dynamic plot line The Party Pickpocketing people at the tavern
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    when you roll a natural 20 attacking a rat
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    The Rogue when he nat 20's a sneak attack
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    Bard: hey is this NPC.... cute? Is he thicc? DM: [softly] Don't.
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    *ROGUE SNEAKS AHEAD TO SCOUT THE ROOM * DM: You find an enchanted black hooded cloak in this room. *ROGUE SNEAKS BACK* Rogue: Sorry guys. Nothing in that room. FACEBOOK.COM/DNDMEMES
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    Use diplomacy Ready an action O Allow another player to engage Immediately cast fireball and kill a bunch of babies A D WHAT IS YOUR NAME? OUR SERIAL N KILL HIM? The goddamnAN W sorcerer MemeCenter.com
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    rikodorf1 Free time Work & social life commitments A relentless hunger for more D&D sessions
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    When your Wild Shape wears off but you ain't done Druiding yet: made with mematic [porpoise noise continues]
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    *Consequences* Party:

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